iamnotawriter

iamnotawriter

Just so you know, guys. This story is full of cliches. I kinda hated my self for that but it's done already and I can't revise everything. I hope you would enjoy it nonetheless. GTOP win!

“Hyung, please. Don't do this to me.”, Ji Yong begged in desperation as he tugged onto Seung Hyun's arm. The junk on his eyes had smudged across his cheeks, creating patterns of mess on his beautiful face.

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Title: Kpop vs. Kim Hee Chul
Rating: PG-15 (The Heech is a swear machine)
Disclaimer: I own none of the characters except for Hee Chul. Yeah.
Summary: The KRY boys tried to kill our main guy. Well, that's according to Hee Chul. And also, he lets you in on what went on at the Boys Over Flowers auditions.
Past entries: Prologue, 1, 2, 3

Just so you guys know, I have nothing against any of the kpop characters here. It's fiction. What. But there's a lot of kpop hatin' from Hee Chul so if you're not up for crack and laughs, then don't read. Also, comments, in any form or shape, are very encouraging. Ciao!

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4: Boys Over Fuckers

‘Sup, bitches?

OMGWTFBBQ I’m kinda freaking out right now. Pooper (yeah, the fugnonymous mother-effer, hell-bent on taking me down) messaged me again last night with a mischievous-looking smiley giving me the middle finger. Oooh. Wow. Classy. But that’s not really the reason why I’m freaking out.

Earlier today, the KRY boys tried to kill me.

Okay, just so you guys know, I’d rather be paparazi’d in drag, wearing Lady Gaga’s clothes than be seen hanging out with those three losers. Like srsly.  

Title: Kpop vs. Kim Hee Chul
Rating: PG-15 (Hee Chul doesn't like kids reading his blog)
Disclaimer: Hee Chul is a bitch and we gotta deal.
Summary: In this entry, Chullie shares what he found out when he saw Big Bang's Dae Sung and KARA's Kang Ji Youg together in the mall. Also, why he hates the show Boys Over Flowers.
Past entries: Prologue, 1, 2

More revelations, guys! I really enjoy writing this (in behalf of Hee Chul, that is) and I do wish it makes you laugh or something. If you don't like celebrity-bashing, then this isn't for you. Comments are loved and please tell your flist who like crack.

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3: Oh, That Psycho Bitch?

‘Sup, bitches?

Heechie-yo here again! So, how was your week? Mine was full of fail, as usual for the sheer fact that I am a Super Junior and I live with idiots in the hostel. Just a couple of days ago, Sung Min barged into my room and was like “Hyung, which is better? This wig or this wig?”. In his right hand was a curly, blond fake hair and a short, blue one in the other.

Also, he was wearing a Lolita outfit.

“Hmm…”, I answered thoughtfully, my fingers touching my chin. “why don’t you just kill your self?”

A whiny bitch that he is, Sung Min stomped his foot and said “Hee Chul hyung! I’m serious! I’m attending a cosplay event and I need to stand out AND at the same time, be disguised! Oh gawd, imagine how much haters I’d get if people find out that I randomly crossdress!!!”

Dude. They make us do that on national television. What the hell is new? And so I just smiled at him and then completely ignored his presence.

Title: Anticipation
Rating: PG-13 (first time for g-top!)
Summary: Have no idea how to summarize this. Just read.
Disclaimer: Seung Hyun and Ji Yong are real human beings. How can you own a human being? 

Choi Seung Hyun turns a curve and slowly steps on the break. With a face void of emotions, he kills the engine. They have been in the car for more than an hour and no words have been exchanged yet. To their right is an abandoned building. To their left is a vandalized concrete wall. Up ahead is a sign. Dead end, it says.

Title: Kpop vs. Kim Hee Chul
Rating: PG-15 (KHC has a sharp tongue)
Disclaimer: Kim Hee Chul owns Kpop. Got a problem with that?
Summary: 2nd entry from Kim Hee Chul's blog. A good friend, Lee Hong Ki asks him for some love advice. And oh, there's some Dae Sung here, too and some spiked ginseng coffee-tea of win.
Past entries: Prologue, 1

Crack. That's the primary adjective I can use to describe Hee Chul. And this fic is just full of it. Comments are made of pwn. And please share the fics to your friends if you enjoyed it! I am not really very active in comms and such.

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2: I R TEH LOVE GURU

‘Sup, bitches?

The prince of awesome here, back to give you some really juicy gossip. Heh, come to think of it, it seems like I’m the ‘Gossip Girl’ of kpop. Except that I’m not really a girl. Shut up, fucker. I know what you’re thinking. No, I DON’T have a vajayjay.

Anyhows, we’ve been busy the past couple of weeks in preparation for our promotion. I’ve been stuck with the suju boys and ugh, it’s killing me. I needed some time off and an excuse to chill at the mall. Good thing, I received a call from Hong Ki.

Title: Kpop vs. Kim Hee Chul
Rating: NC-17 (mainly for Hee Chul language)
Disclaimer: I love cakes. And tequila. You're mentally ill if you think I own these characters.
Summary: First official entry from Kim Hee Chul's English blog and he talks about how he really feels about his group.
Past entries: Prologue

Seems like people enjoyed the intro (prologue) of this Hee Chul-centric fic and so, here's the 1st official entry. I warn all the suju/kpop fans out there though. Kim Hee Chul has a sharp tongue and likes to bash people. If you're sensitive and such, go away. Now. Also, comments keep people writing so yeah. Enjoy!

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Title: Just fanservice
Author: iamnotawriter 
Pairings: G-Top, Seung Hyun/Ji Yong
Rating: R
Disclaimer: I own them. Sue me.

I haven't written fan fictions in over three years. I decided to write one last night out of frustration from the lack of G-Top fics on the internet. Okay, there are some but they're not enough. I ain't the biggest fan of the group or the couple but I like them. If things go well, I may write more. Or not.

Warning: This is R in every sense of the rating. Language and themes are not suitable for minors at all. And even if you're not a minor, I really caution you about this one-shot. It's not pretty and fluffy. Read only if you've watched enough Takashi Miike. Purely Seung Hyun POV. (A/U, i think)

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Ji Yong ruined my life.

I lived in a perfectly normal world before our paths crossed. I had a family, wonderful childhood friends and a dream to share my music to the world- or at least to my fellow Koreans. Everything was simple and light, like the pastel drawings on a children’s book.

And then he happened.

I did not take it against him, however, that we belonged in the same group. Had I known though that things would turn out the way they did, I would’ve listened to my grandmother and just stayed in school. But I guess my desire for fame and all the shit that come with it were stronger, that I had to endure living with him in the same house, breathing the same filthy air.

For years I went around wearing a mask that screamed ‘I-am-fine’ but deep within, my head constantly throbbed and my heart crushed at the thought of him. Of him exchanging teasing glares with that whore of an actor. Of him with his hand on the small of her bare back. Of him whimpering in pretense pleasure as some stinky old man pounds on him in an expensive hotel room because ‘it will help our career’'.

Disgusting.